Lord of the Fleas

  Lord of the Fleas

  A Marcia Banks and Buddy Mystery

  Kassandra Lamb

  a misterio press publication

  Contents

  OTHER BOOKS by KASSANDRA LAMB

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Epilogue

  Author’s Notes

  About the Author

  Published by misterio press LLC

  Cover art by Melinda VanLone, Book Cover Corner

  Photo credits: silhouette of woman and dog by Majivecka, terrier mix dog by Rusu Ioana, walking sticks’ display by Berkay, flea market sign by Mike Clegg

  (The right to use these images purchased through Dreamstime.com; these and the cover image of this book are copyrighted. They cannot be used without express permission.)

  Copyright © 2020 by Kassandra Lamb

  All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be used, transmitted, stored, distributed or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the writer’s written permission, except very short excerpts for reviews. The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book via the Internet or by any other means without the publisher’s/author’s express permission is illegal and punishable by law.

  Lord of the Fleas is a work of fiction. All names, characters, events and most places are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual events or people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Some real places may be used fictitiously. The towns of Mayfair, Florida and Collinsville, Florida are fictitious, as is Crystal County, Florida.

  The publisher does not have control over and does not assume any responsibility for third-party websites and their content.

  OTHER BOOKS by KASSANDRA LAMB

  The Kate Huntington Mystery Series:

  MULTIPLE MOTIVES

  ILL-TIMED ENTANGLEMENTS

  FAMILY FALLACIES

  CELEBRITY STATUS

  COLLATERAL CASUALTIES

  ZERO HERO

  FATAL FORTY-EIGHT

  SUICIDAL SUSPICIONS

  ANXIETY ATTACK

  POLICE PROTECTION

  ~~

  The Kate on Vacation Novellas:

  An Unsaintly Season in St. Augustine

  Cruel Capers on the Caribbean

  Ten-Gallon Tensions in Texas

  Missing on Maui

  ~~

  The Marcia Banks and Buddy Mysteries:

  To Kill A Labrador

  Arsenic and Young Lacy

  The Call of the Woof

  A Mayfair Christmas Carol

  Patches in the Rye

  The Legend of Sleepy Mayfair

  The Sound and the Furry

  A Star-Spangled Mayfair

  Lord of the Fleas

  ~~

  Unintended Consequences

  Romantic Suspense Stories:

  (written under the pen name, Jessica Dale)

  Payback

  Backlash

  Backfire

  (coming 2020)

  Chapter One

  I stared at my client, incredulous. “Do what?”

  Despite my tone, the cheerful smile on Derek Bradshaw’s broad, boyish face lost none of its wattage. “Go to church with me tomorrow. Here, out back.” He leaned forward, resting his crossed arms on the handlebars of his motorized cart. “Well, it’s a prayer service, really, and we sing hymns.”

  Here was The Good Lord’s Flea Market, where my former Army sergeant client was a vendor.

  “What’s out back?” I asked, stalling for time as I formulated an answer.

  “The owner’s trailer.” He waved a thick arm toward the rear of the giant H-shaped building. “Zeke Lord—he’s the owner—he runs the service. It’s a good way to meet most of the vendors, when they’re more relaxed, not focused on makin’ sales.”

  Fred, a wire-haired fox terrier and something-larger-and-scruffier mix, sat beside me, waiting patiently. He turned his head as a young couple went by, with an unruly Yellow Lab pup on a short leash.

  We weren’t starting training with Derek until Monday, but I’d brought the dog to the flea market today to see how well he coped with the noise and chaos. So far, he was handling it better than I was. Living in a small town and commuting no farther than my backyard to train my service dogs, I wasn’t used to throngs of humanity.

  Still stalling for time, I pulled a hair tie from my pocket and yanked my long auburn hair back into a ponytail. The mid-November day had started out chilly, but it was warming up fast, not unusual for autumn in north central Florida.

  Derek cleared his throat. “I mean, you don’t gotta come to the service. I know it’s not everybody’s thing.” His words sounded nonchalant, but his thick body slumped on the seat of his cart.

  Guilt had me blurting out, “Actually, you’re right. It probably would be a good way to meet the vendors.” Maybe it would give me an opening to explain to everyone at once the do’s and don’ts of interacting with service dogs. “Would the owner mind if I brought the dogs?”

  “No problem. This is a real dog-friendly place.”

  As if to prove his point, a Chihuahua, in the arms of his rather large, muumuu-wearing owner, started barking ferociously at Fred.

  The terrier’s brown and white ear flicked slightly, but otherwise he paid the yappy little dog no mind.

  The muumuu wearer made me a bit homesick for Mayfair, and my neighbor Edna Mayfair, whose standard attire was a muumuu and flip-flops.

  I didn’t get why I felt homesick already. I’d only been here, or rather in the nearby town of Williston, for a day and a half. I’d come early, with my mentor dog and four-legged best friend Buddy, to visit with my two-legged best friend Becky and her family, before starting the training with Derek and Fred next week.

  You’re missing Will. That’s a good sign. My mother’s voice inside my head.

  Good sign of what, Mom?

  After a beat of silence, the snarky part of me, whom I’d long ago dubbed Ms. Snark, chimed in. Maybe she’s worried about your marriage. Her tone was mildly sarcastic, as usual.

  Your marriage, not our marriage. More and more lately, Ms. Snark seemed to deny that she and I were the same person. What was that about?

  Hmm, she said internally, could be because you threatened to buy a human-sized muzzle.

  Derek interrupted the voices in my head. “The service starts at six-thirty.”

  “In the morning?”

  “Yeah, we all have to be back at our stalls by seven-thirty.” He straightened on his cart, which reminded me of the kind you see in grocery stores. “The early birds start showin’ up around then.”

  He zipped the cart backward, stopping abruptly just inches from a display of walking sticks.

  I winced.

  He chuckled. “Don’t worry. I know this stall like the back of my hand.”

  I already liked the guy. Now, I warmed even more toward him, for using one of my mother’s favorite sayings. And one that I used too…I’d picked up a lot of her speech patterns.

  Will teasingly called them my motherisms.

  M
y chest ached a little. I was definitely missing him.

  As a distraction, I walked over and pulled one of the brightly colored walking sticks from the display.

  Fred automatically followed, and even though he wasn’t on duty at the moment, he turned and sat in the Cover position. He was literally watching my back—a maneuver designed to help hypervigilant veterans feel more relaxed in public. If anyone approached from behind, the dog would signal their approach with a tail thump and an ear twitch.

  I smiled down at Fred, then examined the stick. It was golden oak, painted with long, slender flowers, in shades of blue and purple. “This is gorgeous work.”

  “Thanks.”

  I looked up, surprised. “You made these?” The sign over them said Hand-Whittled and Painted, but I hadn’t realized he was the whittler/painter.

  His boyish cheeks pinked. “Yup.” He ran a hand self-consciously over his light brown buzz cut.

  He was thirty, only a few years younger than myself, but I tended to see him as much younger—he seemed such an innocent.

  I only knew a little of his background, that he’d been raised by a single mom, which is probably where he’d learned his motherisms. On his eighteenth birthday, he’d signed up for the Army. His mom had died a couple of years later. But somehow his sunny personality had remained undimmed by that tragedy, and by the experiences of war in the Middle East and almost being blown up by an IED.

  He definitely had PTSD—nightmares, anxiety and anger issues, among other symptoms—which is what qualified him for one of our service dogs. But he didn’t seem to have the depression that all too often went with traumatic-stress syndrome.

  Another walking stick caught my eye, or maybe this one would be considered a cane. It was quite different, a deep mahogany stick, with a silver head in the shape of a dragon.

  I picked it up to examine it more closely. The dragonhead was formed from an intricate design of thin silver wires.

  Down inside the wires, a dark substance was stuck to one of them. A short internal debate—who knew what yucky substance that was? But curiosity overrode caution. I inserted my pinky finger between the wires and scraped at the dark spot with my fingernail. It came away with something black under it.

  I held it up close to my eyes and made out a small dry flake of something. It wasn’t black after all, but rather a dark reddish brown.

  Did Derek get stain inside the dragon when he was finishing the wood?

  I glanced at the price tag, and my mouth fell open. “Is this really worth five-thousand dollars?”

  “Probably more. It’s about a hundred years old, accordin’ to the friend who gave it to me.”

  So obviously Derek had not stained the wood. It was far older than he was.

  “Five thousand is how much someone would have to offer me before I’d be willin’ to part with it. I have it out there mainly to attract attention.”

  “Well, it certainly attracted mine.” I rubbed my fingers on my jeans, wishing I’d worn something cooler. “But I didn’t see it earlier when I walked by.”

  “I don’t leave it out if I’m not at my stall, even for a few minutes.”

  I nodded. “I guess shoplifting’s a real problem at a flea market.”

  Derek’s perpetual smile faded. “Yeah, but…” he dropped his voice, “things have been disappearin’ around here overnight lately.”

  “Overnight?” I echoed, in a matching low voice.

  “It’s gotta be an inside job.” Maybe it was a trick of the glaring overhead lighting, but it sure looked like his gray-blue eyes had gone shiny. His lips thinned into a grim line. “Nothin’s been stolen from me. Yet.”

  Fred whined softly. He was picking up on anger or anxiety coming from Derek. Or maybe both. Curious as to what he would do, I dropped his leash. He trotted over to Derek’s cart and put his chin on the man’s knee.

  “Hey boy.” Derek’s smile resurfaced, as he patted Fred’s head and scratched behind his ears.

  Little did he know his new service dog had just demonstrated one of the many helpful tasks he could do for his owner.

  During the fifteen-minute drive to Becky’s house, I tried to keep my mind focused on planning Monday’s training session.

  But this was my mind, after all. It kept stubbornly circling back to that antique dragon cane, and then on to the mystery of why Derek would be so upset over the thefts.

  I touched my tongue to my front teeth, as if they were the figurative “sore teeth” that I couldn’t leave alone. Then I laughed at myself.

  Fred cocked his head at me from the backseat.

  I turned into Becky’s driveway and decided to put Derek and the flea market out of my mind for the rest of the day. I had godchildren to play with!

  Becky was sitting on the front porch of the clapboard rancher she and Andy were renting. They hadn’t decided yet if they were going to stay in Williston proper, where Andy had recently joined the police force, or move to somewhere in between Williston and Ocala. The latter would make it easier for Becky to resurrect her massage therapist practice, since most of her former clients were in Ocala.

  Fred trailing behind, I stepped up onto the porch—and quickly hid my disappointment. The twins weren’t there.

  Becky held up the monitor for the nursery. Of course, it was nap time.

  “Lemme change,” I said. “These jeans are too hot.”

  Becky nodded, her dark curls bouncing around her heart-shaped face.

  I suppressed the usual spurt of envy. My best friend was gorgeous. And she was just as beautiful on the inside.

  She grinned up at me.

  “Did I say that out loud?”

  “Say what?” she asked.

  I chuckled, and Fred and I headed inside. In the guest room, Buddy, my Black Lab-Rottie mix, rose from the rug next to my bed.

  “Hi, boy.” I beelined for the bathroom and splashed cool water on my hot face. Grabbing a towel, I glanced in the mirror. A freckle-faced, thirty-five-year-old imp smiled back at me, water dripping off her nose.

  I quickly changed into shorts and a tank top. Five minutes later, both dogs in tow, I was back on the porch, iced tea glass in hand. Unsweetened. When it comes to sweet tea, I am a staunch Northerner.

  I flopped into a wicker rocker, and Fred and Buddy settled on either side of it.

  Becky was wearing one of her many sundresses, this one denim with red trim around the bodice and straps. Her shapely legs were propped up on the edge of a large pot, which contained a brown, desperate-looking plant.

  I pointed to the sad thing. “I see you still have a black thumb.”

  “Afraid so, and it’s too bad. Here…” she gestured to the large swath of lawn in front of us, “I could have a garden. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to be able to eat fresh organic vegetables every day?” She sighed wistfully.

  I suppressed a grimace. Becky was a vegetarian. I thought of vegetables as a necessary evil.

  “So, how was the flea market?” she asked.

  “Busy.” I told her a little about it, including the antique dragonhead cane. “I’ve got to get to bed early tonight. I’m going over there at six-thirty tomorrow morning.”

  “Why? I thought you weren’t training until Monday.”

  “Um, I’m going to church.”

  Becky shifted in her chair to stare at me.

  “It’s a prayer service, actually.”

  She gave a slight shake of her head. “I thought you’d given up church for Lent six years ago and never looked back.”

  “Well, it isn’t that I’m anti-church, I’m, uh…” I trailed off. Having grown up as a pastor’s kid, church had been an ordeal for me. Even the post-service coffee hour, a mainstay at Episcopal churches, had usually ended up garnering me disapproving stares from parishioners when I talked too loud or ran across the parish hall. I’d inevitably hear someone snap, “Walk, don’t run.”

  To my parents’ credit, it was rarely them, unless I was truly doing something dangerous. As str
ict as my mom was, she got how hard it was for me—being the daughter of a Methodist minister herself.

  I’d gone to church sporadically during my first marriage, but once I was free from two-timing Ted and I’d moved away from Maryland, I stopped going at all.

  As for God, I didn’t not believe in him. He and I had settled into a relationship of mutual benign neglect.

  Although my mom claims he must have assigned an angel exclusively to watch over me. What else would explain how I’d survived all the scrapes I kept getting into?

  Scrapes was her euphemism for almost getting myself killed a few times. Either Florida was the homicide capital of the world, or I’d developed really bad luck since moving here.

  But then again, I’d met Will down here, which was the best luck of all.

  “Earth to Marcia.” Becky broke into my reverie.

  I smiled. “I was thinking of Will.”

  She smiled back. “Always a good sign.”

  I stifled a sigh. Why was everybody so worried about my marriage?

  “Your first anniversary’s coming up,” Becky said. “You decided what to get him yet?”

  “No.” But my mind immediately flashed to that intricate dragonhead. I found it fascinating, but I wasn’t sure he would. Indeed, he’d probably be insulted if I gave him a cane.

  It was a moot issue. No way did I have five-thousand dollars to spare.

  “I gotta come up with something soon,” I said, “but I want it to be really special.”

  “How about a gift certificate for a massage, at a new office opening in Ocala?”

  I turned in my chair, excitement bubbling in my chest. “Really? That’s awesome.”

  She grinned. “I hope to open next month, for a couple days a week to start. My mother-in-law’s retiring and moving down here. She’s gonna watch the kids.”